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Taxes, Death & Pyjamas

Cast:  2M, 3F  (with doubling)
Run time:  25 minutes

Following a deliberate and violent car crash into a brick wall, a severely injured man - referred to by various loved ones as JJ, John, Johnny, and Jonathan Emery - lies comatose in a hospital Intensive Care Unit. As he drifts in and out of consciousness, he delivers a cynical interior monologue about the irony of pyjamas marking life's biggest milestones.

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Why is he there?  

While he lies incapacitated, a series of visitors arrive at his bedside, completely unaware of each other's existence. Each visitor brings a brand-new pair of pyjamas, inadvertently exposing the man's elaborate secret life.

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As the nurse frantically shoves the competing pairs of pyjamas into a rapidly overflowing bedside locker, she narrowly prevents the three partners from crossing paths. However, the tragedy deepens in the final moments: both the comatose man and his pregnant fiancé, Patsy, reveal a dark truth. The crash was not an accident.

 

CAST

2M / 3F

 

Jonathan 40s

Patrick Early 30s, His devoted romantic partner.

Patricia 40s, His wife, who also believed he was away on a business trip.

Patsy Late 20s, His pregnant fiancé, completely oblivious to his other families.

Nurse Any

Doctor Any

Mother 70s

 

(Doubling: Nurse / Doctor / Mother)

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